Like it or not I am a weezy, sneezy, snot-nosed, athsmatic thing. I Have an allergy attack when just about anything happens outside. Much like a common farm animal, I can usually predict any kind of extreme atmospheric or barometric change. Instead of digging holes or running for the hills, I unleash thunderous sneezing attacks that leave me with a concussion – and Chris with post traumatic stress disorder.

Thats why antihistamines to me are like the nectar of the gods. In all their glorious colorful shiny pill effervescent inhalant RX delivery forms, just knowing my happy place is never further away than the local corner store helps me sleep better at night. It just does. It seems though, that my faithful omnipresent light at the end of the tunnel is slowly being snuffed out.

Yes, and by non-other than our presumptuous asshole government. Pseudoephedrine, which is common in over the counter medicines is also popular with the methamphetamine cooking crowd. So now you can only buy one pack at a time and I’m pretty sure the cashiers get paid extra each time they sneer at you, the drug fiend, and say ‘It’s illegal to buy more than one of these.’

Correct me if I’m wrong here but don’t meth labs blow up all the time? I say let them spin the roulette chamber – if they blow up, they blow up. Its called Natural Selection. Yes Intelligent Design, you heard me right.

I know, things could be worse. And I’m more than thankful to live in a democratic free world where oppression is, for the most part, limited to individual prejudice and stupidity that will probably never go away. But COME ON, the drug war? Don’t we have better things to clog up the house and senate with? Like oh I don’t know, who we’re going to liberate next?

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