It’s been a long week ya’ll. Our water-heater stopped working and I shaved my legs in the sink. Now, I’ve got razor burn something fierce and it stings like hell. On Wednesday, I was rushing to work and get this; I had my geriatric clogs on because I have to hike up this hill every morning, so I look down and I’m wearing one navy blue and one black shoe. Lucky for me too because when I got back to my car I saw my reflection and my effing shirt was on inside out. Brilliant.

Today, I left work carrying my laptop in my arms because my bag was full. I set it on the roof of the car while I put my bag and coat in the backseat, forgot it was there, and drove off with it still on the roof. Uhhh duh. I didn’t realize untill I got home when I called work, and the security guard actually found it in the parking garage. Amazing. Who knows how banged up it is, but still – I’m lost without my lappie.

It wasn’t all bad though, I went in for a much needed processing. Processing being manicure, pedicure, and waxing. My nails look pretty kick-ass and so does my you know what. Eyebrows people, eyebrows. I’d never mention such things on my blog. Ever.

We also made some cash on the market, thanks to C, so we ordered a new 6 megapixel camera. I know it’s tacky to brag but its really neat, plus I’m not here to appease your bourgeois social anxieties now am I? Skaaahhahaha! And C got some good news that I can’t share with you guys just yet, but soon.

Now dear readers, I’m leaving you for artichokes. Buttery delicious artichokes. I’ve been craving them for days and who am I to deny myself? I’ll get to it just as soon as I go to the market, lock my keys in the car, lose my cellphone in the bulk pistachio bin, and abandon my purse on the bread aisle. Hugs and Kisses.

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