Here at our place, we have a rare condition called Drumstick Poisoning. Wherein you eat so many Drumsticks that you feel drugged. This drugging causes such severe halucinations self justification that you convince yourself that the only cure for Drumstick Poisoning is to have another drumstick. Doctors orders.

Overdoses usually only occur in the presence of a multipak which are found in the most extreme of grocer’s freezers, mind you. Since I’m currently under the influence and cannot be trusted, the only advice I can offer is to avoid said multipak. Don’t even go there, talk to the hand!

After a particularly extreme onset last weekend and requisite consultation with my doctor, and by that I mean my cat, I bought Klondike bars which are allegedly the Methadone equivalent for Drumsticks.

It is distressing for me to announce, however, that we are now suffering from a new ailment called Acute Klondike Poisoning. Max is so fired as family doctor.

{tags drumstick poisoning klondike elixer}