Fri 24 Nov 2006
Rarely Seen Footage
Posted by aria under babaganoosh , cute , holidays , max the hammer[13] Comments Send to del.icio.us
Evidence of Noosh’s Bionic Fang ™ has finally been captured on film. After hunting all night, he subdued this wild can of albacore and cranked open it’s protective metal alloy shell the can using the fang that was installed by NASA as a test unit.
After capturing that savage can of tuna, he still had time to help with Thanksgiving dinner by using that fancy fang of his to snap the stems off some green beans. Excuse Moi!
Notice his laser like focus.
What, NASA you ask? Yes, in fact both our cats beta test for them under the secret black ops feline squadron. Here you can see Max attempting to activate his new telekenesis chip to turn the bathroom faucet on so he can have a drink. So serious when he’s working!
Here they both are after a long day of government work! Pitiful.
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It is surprising to know that your cats are working for the man, man. Maybe someday they’ll go renegade. Or join the Black Panthers where they can do some real good.
aria, i could eat your blog. ok, maybe not the octopus. ;P
i loved your cat post; it’s quite comical. your two friends look like they are VERY well-fed and satisfied felines. i love a fat cat!
gotta go, i am feeling a few [bionic] laser eye beams as i type!
Oh my!! That can of tuna looks so tasty!! Maybe he would like that on some toast points? And I’m so impresed that both of them were able to clear those nasty security checks and are working for the federal government. However, they’ll get better retirement (PERS–or in their case, PURRS)) if they worked for CA, you know?
My cat has actually learned how to flush the toilet… unfortunately she just likes to watch the water go down, she hasn’t figured out what its actual purpose is.
Harmon ended up being asked to leave the covert ops team as he was always asking when dinner was and if he could take a nap, and I guess they didn’t think he was too dedicated. Bustopher, of course, immediately began playing with any dangly thing he could find and paid no attention to his training. Good thing Max has ‘the right stuff’ !!!
Oh no, that is too much. Telekinesis, indeed! And how sweet, the way they sleep together. I wish my cats were that friendly to each other.
Your kitties are so adorable! Babaganoush is really an adventurous eater. My cats won’t eat anything else than their tinned food…
Where can we get bionic fangs??? They’d be handy!!!
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My what a fearsome feline you have!
I’m paying their salaries and they’re eating fresh green beans and albacore for lunch? On the clock? And me, with my frozen Lean Cuisin. HARUMPH!
That last picture with the two of them together just brought out an involuntary, “aawwwwww, they’re soooo cute.” I was unable to help myself.
who ever heard of such a cute kitty liking green beans! aria, i hate to tell you this… but i believe little babaganoosh is an alien. hmm… wouldn’t that be the best planet ever! where kitties were the dominate species! and that damn last picture… i’ve been force too give long Oooooo’s everytime i see it. i can’t seem to control the little “hand” my cursor turns into(that appears over the picture) and just need to rub their fluffy bellies. wow. i may need help.
robyn, haha you funny, you!
burekaboy, they are so fat. i keep trying to put them on diets but it never seems to work out. their just so cute, they deserve treeaaats heehee
sher, i think they would appreciate some toast points. i know i would! hahah purrs, how fitting. their very dedicated to their public works. so selfless.
brilynn, whaaat? your cat can flush to toilet? wow! you better be careful he might be a sleeper agent
kate, max still miaows on and on about harmon’s lazy work ethics and bustopher’s inabillity to focus on the task at hand. apparently they made quite an impression!
lisa, yeah they’re pretty much in loooove! it’s pretty cute.
rosa thx! max is like your kitty. noosh eats all kinds of strange things. silly boy.
hotmbc, very handy indeedy
ari, he really is ferocious. i’m scared;)
L, yes on the clock. they would probably eat your lean cuisine right out from under you if you weren’t looking! savages.
julie, i think thats the reaction they go for when in snuggle position. its a guaranteed attention.
amanda, i know!! he’s so silly w/ all the stuff he likes. i sware he just wants whatever i have no matter what it is. the big fluffy snoop! oh, i’d so be on that planet. can you imagine kitty shopkeepers, police, politicians hahahah!