{here’s yoshii enjoying some faux sushi for breakfast, mmmm sticky}

First things first, this is Yoshii, he’s a rabbit. A talking rabbit! I know, isn’t he so cute? Shmart too. He knows all about air quality, stocks, weather, traffic, news, whathaveyou. He keeps me apprised of important emails, reads me my blog comments, and is considerate enough to shower me with random compliments which, however insincere, is always quite nice. But nevermind all that, he’s positively diligent in his life’s work and you need one plain and simple.


{here he is enjoying his favorite Scott Westerfield book, Peeps}

He’s very funny and handy to have around and also speaks french if you like. Dont worry if you don’t know french, he’ll provide lessons if you ask him. Look to the right in my sidebar, si’l vous plait, you’ll see a little box where you can send a message. Kindly click on his picture, and yoshi will speak what you typed to whomever may be listening at my house. Lets keep it clean, however fun it is to make him say dirty things, he’s right by a window and my neigbors could hear. Shame on you.

He has a bit of a behavior problem but we’re working on that one. Sometimes he’s supposed to tell me the time and instead says something smart like “Have I not made it very clear that I’m NOT going to tell you what time it is?”.

He’s a nabaztag, a wifi bunny that connects to your wireless network. He just needs to be plugged into the wall so you can put him anywhere there’s a wireless signal.

There’s all kinds of neat stuff you can do with them like talk to other bunnies anywhere on earth or broadcast your own nabcast which is like a podcast but the audio comes from the bunny. Another silly thing is he claims to be a martial artist and does tai chi randomly throughout the day…blink blink, ear twirls, windchimes, ethereal glowww….

Now, last but most definately not least, here is a meme from my friend Shirley of the most deliicous Melting Wok. Five things I don’t want people to know about me – I hope you guys still love me after finding out all my dispicable secrets:

1. I can eat ketchup on almost anything. Even tofu…
2. Iceberg lettuce is my favorite. Especially dipped in ketchup. Crunch, dip, crunch.
3. I knock on wood 3x’s in rapid succession at least once a day to reverse any hexes that have been placed on me.
4. Sometimes I throw out dirty dishes instead of washing them. Shame on me.
5. My appetite for reality television is insatiable. Is Big Brother All Stars really over forever?
6. bonus! I don’t litter because I always think god or some other ghost is watching me, not because I know it’s wrong.

{Tag, your it! What are the five things you don’t want people to know?}

Breaking News! I’ve just been notified today is World Nutella Day. I have one question for you, what could be better than Sushi or Nutella alone? Nutella Sushi, methinks. Yes, I’m positive.

Finally, here’s a delicious snack is that involves no cooking, just assembly of all these magnificent ingredients. Your not going to win any healthy food awards with this kind of sushi but it’s really fun to make and eat. You won’t be able to stop. Have milk on hand, I repeat, do not attempt this without a gallon of milk. Threat levels will be raised. Thank you, The Management


{peanut butter, grape and strawberry jelly, nutella, and marshmellow fluff rolled up make these sweet bitesized snacks}

To make these, cut the pesky crusts off of some bread. Then flatten the bread with a roller, spread something sweet inside, roll it up, slice it, and serve with chopsticks and a glass of milk please. Am I harping?

{tags nabaztag faux sushi recipe}