Thu 22 Mar 2007
Today: Partly cloudy with 90% chance of cupcakes!
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{One failsafe way to keep your co-workers happy is to randomly make them cupcakes. It keeps the natives from getting too restless while sweetly disarming their weapons.}
Funny that, all the locking out of user accounts, cable tampering, and other such behaviors designed to break ones spirit at the workplace aside. There’s nothing a cupcake or two can’t fix. Especially my cupcakes. Yes, even the most mortal of enemies will be singing kumbaya while munching cupcakes. All sins forgiven.
I was in the communal kitchen at work getting coffee and saw this pitiful printed off sign on the wall for a missing mug. It was like a lost puppy flyer but for a coffee mug instead, ‘Please contact so and so at extension such and such if you see it around’. So silly, I thought.
The man who the mug belongs too, his cubicle is not too far from mine and often I can here him on the phone talking. By nature he is slightly neurotic generally disgruntled with his job and is unintentionally quite funny. Perfect, and now this. When I got back to my desk, I logged into a random server in a far away data center that even if he tried to trace wouldn’t help him to find out who sent him a mysterious ransom note for that precious little mug of his.
The message I wrote read: “If you ever want to see your mug again do NOT contact the authorities. We will be in touch.” When I heard him get the email hilarity ensued, he was genuinely spooked. What kind of psychopath would do something like that! [...pets kitty evilly at my desk...] Today as soon as he gets in, he can pick the first cupcake. Sorry R, I really do hope you get your mug back. Thanks for the laughs!
Next up, yogurt! Recently, the lovely Lydia over at The Perfect Pantry clued me in to the very curious fact that one can make their own yogurt at home. Who knew! Amazon was kind enough to deliver unto me this strange electronic device along with yogurt culture packets. Isn’t life grand!
4 c milk
10 grams yogurt culture
2 heaping spoons milk powder
The process is a rudimentary, yet scientific one as just 3 ingredients are needed. Scald milk over medium high heat until bubbles form around the edges and steam rises from the surface. Remove from heat and, using a thermometer, cool until temperature lowers between 110F and 115F. Add starter into 1 cup of the warm milk and mix thoroughly. Add that mixture back into the remaining milk, divide between the yogurt machine’s individual cuplets and set the timer to incubate for 8-10 hours.
This was the richest, creamiest yogurt I’ve ever tasted. You can hugely taste the difference and I don’t think I’ll enjoy store bought again after this. Add a spoonful of jam for delicious fruity yogurt. It’s so tart with fruit, I love it. Adding honey is also delicious, so many possibilities once you have the plain yogurt, mmmm… You can also use soy or skim milk too which is so neat I must try the soy. I might have to buy an ice cream maker just to make frozen yogurt, I’m already planning the exotic flavors. Ginger-honey, blueberry, matcha!
1 clove garlic, finely minced
fleur de sel
fresh ground black pepper
italian parsley, finely chopped
I also bought yogurt cheese maker and made a savory persuasion for dipping and such. This is so delicious on toast, I immediately ate some to make sure it wasn’t deadly. Simply place yogurt into the maker, refrigerate for 24 hours, discard the liquid and mix in herbs, garlic, salt and pepper. Crunch crunch…

{tags homemade yogurt vanilla cupcakes recipe}



Wow, homemade yogurt!! I would love to try this! My friend once advised me to use Greek yogurt in recipes, because it is thicker, creamier, and tangier. But I’ll bet this homemade stuff is even better! And that co-worker and his “missing mug” make me laugh! Hey, he needs to keep his mug at his desk and not in the kitchen!
caaaaaake…caaaaaaaaaaake. i get weak for cake. why god?!? why! why must no one at my work make me cupcakes! the inhumanity! and yogurt! what? aria the tart makes yogurt!
how fantastic! i’ve never seen someone make yogurt from scratch. you be rockin!
Beautiful, beautiful yogurt! Now I remember why we enjoyed making our own all those years ago in college. Aria, you’ve inspired me — time to get another yogurt machine and start making yogurt again!
These are so pretty! And the yogurt! How cultured!
You’re right, cupcakes can conquer all evil!
And add a yogurt maker to the list of gadgets I need to clutter my kitchen…
Dear Devious Diva,
We should all be so lucky to be in your cube farm — YUMMY, as usual. The cupcakes and yogurt look pretty good too!
That’s a sprinke of rainbow on your cupcakes to make sure it’s not cloudy today! Nice
I love the ransom note! The cupcakes look delicious and I’d love to have tasted one.
I’ll supply the fresh herbs my garden and you can bake cupcakes and make that yummy-looking yogourt. I think I’m going to look into getting a yogourt maker.
Hi! Those cupcakes and the frostign look fabulous. Would you share your recipe or at least its source, by any chance?
Thanks in advance!
That was hilarious! Poor dude!
I have not made yogurt in a long time, but your post sparked my interest again. Thanks!
The cupcakes look great!
Cupcakes make everything better!
Funny about the mug.
Beautiful yogurt Aria! I made our yogurt years ago. Then I stopped–not sure why. Yours makes me think about doing it again!!! It’s scrumptious looking.
And the cupcakes? Are there any left, because I’m jumping on a plane and flying there to take them hostage!!!!
thx passionate eater! this yogurt came out similar to greek yogurt, creamy like that. i’m hooked now… re mug, heheh, no joke
amanda, awwwwww! i would make you cupcakes
why must you suffer so!??? yesh, aria the tart makes yogurt, sounds like an adventure! you would love it, with some berries…
lydia, i cannot tell you how much i love this. the machine wasn’t expensive at all and having a fridge stocked with all diff flavors is *so incredibly nice*. thx again
rachel, thanks so much! such a neat thing to make yogurt, who knew!?
Brilynn, hahah they do! you need one, yes yes you must…you would love it.
john, hahaha thank you
too bad it’s not always cupcakes and jokes , …kerpow!
tigerfish, heehee exactly!
kate, oooh they were good
yes, yes, perfect!
hi jane, i used a basic white cake recipe from joy of baking. the secret is in the frosting which is made from cream cheese, butter, powdered sugar, and a little vanilla. mmmm!
tartlette, haha i know! thanks so much for saying so. it weas really fun, i cant wait to make frozen yogurt!
kristen, they really do. poor guy, i hope he gets it back. muahaha
Sher, thankya! it’s so much better than store bought the difference is crazy! the cupcakes have been ravaged, chris brought the rest to his work where the savages had their way with them. next time i’ll warn you in advance
Two things: 1. LOVED the post, esp. the mug message, and 2. thank goodness those cupcakes aren’t sitting in front of my right now, I would probably venture to eat 6 of them. 8 if I had a cup of coffee.
Cheers!
I’m 100% clouded by ur cupcake arghhh
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Your post, as usual, was so amusing. What darling little cupcakes (and the toast spread is no slouch either)!
You are hilarious. Love the post. Oh, my god, you’re the only one who could pull up a ransom joke like that! I couldn’t stop laughing!
Where’s the recipe for the cupcake???
I’ve heard about NZ cultured yoghurt which are sold near my work but i’m going to need one of those yoghurt maker…
I’m not a big yoghurt eater but your beautiful photos entices me so.
Thanks for the laugh…
You are a saint. The only cupcakes I would have made for the incompetent, backstabbing ne’er-do-wells at my last job would be the pretty, pretty kind laced with Strychnine. Or, to avoid jail time, extra-strength laxatives.